Here’s an actual conversation between Student A and Student A’s little sister:

“Lately, Student A’s little sister, who’s birthday is right around the corner, has had some pretty unattractive behaviors right now for a three year old, one of which is biting Student A when playing or when mad. She launched at Jake getting all toothy this afternoon and Student A says “Sister, what I think you should do before you bite me is to stop and say to yourself, is this a good idea?”.

When I asked him about it, he said he learned it at school. ”

Wow, they really do hear my words.  Whew!