The other day at lunch the kids were talking about their families and who lives in their house. Then someone started talking about their birth and it caught fire.
Jacob: (as if he could really remember) “There was a bright light and I was scared of the men when they took me out of my mommies tummy. Then they laid me on the table and I was scared because there were no toys.”
Asher: “I was there when my sister’s were born – one was upstairs in our house in the pool and one was downstairs in our house in the pool.
Oliver: “I came out of my mommies bum but I dodged all the poop. And then I couldn’t catch my breath but they wrapped me up and then I could breathe better.”
Zavier: “I thought you came out of your mom’s tummy. Michelle, that is just gross.”